a room with a view and a velvet painting

This pronunciation meme has been around for a while, and I don’t know where I first saw it. (I just pulled it from a random video on YouTube made by this adorable little British dude [the source is the source.]) But, yeah, I’ve been weird about my voice lately, so I thought I’d give it a try, if only to listen to myself.

What I say for you:

Your name and username. (I kinda forgot to do that.)
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

(Source: cottonmill)